teophania:

SCARLETT JOHANSON IS SPEAKING FOR ME IN THIS GIFSET

caribeaux:

caribeaux:

drdavidbrinner:

how do you know youre asexual if you havent had sex???

how do you know you arent sexually attracted to toothpaste if youve never slathered your genitalia with it and shoved the tube up your anus????

how do you know?????

You have some shockingly good points. Just a second

Update: I am not sexually attracted to toothpaste

vriskasbby:

thriftstorewarfare:

…did…did Barbie just break the fourth wall. 

that is stacy you uncultured swine

sickeninglysweetcouples:

Our Adventure Time has lasted over two years. This Russian found his way into my Filipina heart. <3
blog: iripino.tumblr.com

sickeninglysweetcouples:

Our Adventure Time has lasted over two years. This Russian found his way into my Filipina heart. <3

blog: iripino.tumblr.com

kiadrag:

They went all out! Halloween costume takes the cake!

kiadrag:

They went all out! Halloween costume takes the cake!

estebanwaseaten:

estebanwaseaten: